Funnies.

[ROCK]

There was a bit of controversy at the World Masters Games in Sydney today.All of the athletes were banned as they tested positive to a prohibited substance,Mylanta .

[TATTOO]

Smiths chips are coming out with a new chip "semen flavor". They will be marketed as a "diet chip" as it's estimated that 98% of women wont swallow them.

[breatsmithy]

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

[ROCK]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 100 litres of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 10 litres. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 100 litres of milk. Did you mean 10 litres?"

The blonde said, "I want 100 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can splash it on my face".

[FONC]

They have caught the first drug cheat at the para-olympics...............

apparently one of the wheel chair competitors tested positive for WD40!!!!!